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obveously:

pizzatomb:

imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious 

i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that

spoonybadger asked:

Now I'll return the favour. You can do everything above the shoulders!

Haha thanks Spoony :)
Hair: I guess my natural brown looks best but one time I did this rad purple I liked. Might do that again

Eyes: I love half of what’s on Netflix ( I have a problem I know), but right now I’m catching up on Once Upon a Time.

Skin: (does that count?) I tan super easy, thank you genetics.

Nose: I love clean linen and light, fresh stuff.

Mouth: yeah there’s one person in particular I wouldn’t say no to kissing :)

Tongue: I had a quesadilla and veggies…and a couple margaritas because you can’t go to a Mexican place without having one

Windpipe: I sing all the time regardless of if I can sing. If you’re around me long enough you get used to it.

Neck: sadly I can’t wear jewelry very often. I have super sensitive skin when it comes to metal.

Ears: I just have my ears pierced. I tried getting the top part of my ear pierced but it turned purple bc of the earring (weird friggin allergic reaction)

Cheeks: I blush alllllll the time. Doesn’t take much.

spoonybadger

Let me tell you about my body.

  • Hair: What hair color looks best on you and what's your natural color?
  • Skin: Do you tan easily?
  • Eyes: What is your favorite show to watch?
  • Nose: What is your favorite perfume/candle fragrance?
  • Mouth: Do you want to kiss anyone right now?
  • Tongue: What was in your last meal?
  • Windpipe: Do you sing?
  • Neck: Do you wear necklaces?
  • Ears: How many piercings do you have (if any)?
  • Cheeks: Do you blush easily?
  • Wrists: Have you ever broken a bone?
  • Hands: Are you an artist/writer?
  • Fingers: Do you play an instrument?
  • Heart: Are you in love? If so, does the one you love know?
  • Lungs: Do you smoke cigarettes?
  • Chest: Are your maternal/parental instincts strong?
  • Stomach: Do you feel confident in your body image?
  • Legs: Are you flexible?
  • Hips: Do you like to dance?
  • Thighs: Has anyone ever called you ugly?
  • Knees: Have you ever cheated on someone?
  • Ankles: Have you ever been arrested?
  • Feet: Favorite pair of shoes?
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jaclynxhyde:

lovelylukeylovesme:

i want to write a movie about a girl with depression who meets a boy and they become friends and thats it. he’s just another friend. she goes to therapy and learns to love herself and saves herself. because thats how it happens. thats real life. you’re the hero. you can save yourself. 

i love this.